The more I get to know a person, the more enamored I become with everything about that person. It's a flaw in my nature. To quote Charlie Kaufman's incredible movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

I am a pseudo-romantic. I'm a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a pseudo-friend. I'm just...false.